CHAPTER ONE: THE ASSASSINATION OF JOHN FAHEY AND DISAGREEMENTS ON THE CARBONIFEROUS PLANET

Ah, the mad carousel spins again, the bewildering tapestry of human folly and cosmic absurdity unfolds! Picture, if you will, our Hero in leather boots—miraculously coarse and handsome, Dave hurling insults and fists with reckless abandon. The poor Rooster Jangles, whose own mechanical heart is but a hapless power button, found itself silenced. “At last, a moment of blessed tranquillity,” Dave mused, his soul briefly unburdened from the insufferable clamor. The spaceship Sarah, however was hurling through space with reckless abandon and optimistic promise that it would all work out, or would it? There had been a murder most foul of the most Nobel of mammoth souls, cowboy John FAHEY and the mad scientist was going to pay.